Long Island Off Road Event



Hunter's Moon Trailride

November 13, 2010


by Evan Silverman

It is sad to say that the wheelin season is quickly coming to an end but at least our last official club run (I know we have the Toys for Tots next month but that is not officially our club's run) ended on a high note, at least for most of us. Dimitri did a great job organizing and running the trail ride. I definitely see leadership in his future. This was one of the very few trail rides that none of our club executives were able to attend, Although we missed them, the run ran extremely smooth.

Some of our club members went up Friday night while the rest of us drove up Sat. morning. Our leader wanted us on the trail by 9:00 am so you do the math. 9:am-4 hour drive=5:am-45 minutes signing up and unloading trailer=4:15am-45 minutes getting ready in the morning or should I say night=getting up really, really early. So with direct orders from the trail leader himself, I actually got up at 3:30 am and like a miracle that equals that of the parting of the Red Sea, I actually got to the pickle park, I mean the park and ride on time and not a moment too soon. I was to meet Warren, Dave and pick up Mike Smith at the park and ride. By time I got there Mike was being eyeballed by strange guys driving around the parking lot in circles and Warren was about to join the parade. At any rate I picked up Mike, still a virgin and we left without Warren getting to experiment and without Dave. No Dave was not circling(that is sick to think such a thing)he was just late and caught us on the LIE. Dimitri was waiting on the side of the LIE at exit 36 on time of course. That Boy is prompt unlike me.

We made great time and even with stopping to get sangwich we still got to the crick at 8:15. We had a large group of prompt club members and I think we were out of the parking lot by a few minutes after 9:00. Good job Dimitri. You still are Wonder Boy even though you are now just like the rest of us(double locked on 35"s) you did the near impossible and kept LIOR on schedulee. Our group of Flatlander except for Blaine(he may not want to admit it, but he is a flat lander now too)consisted of our fearless leader, Dimitri with Stephanie as shot gun, My Dad Mark, John Carter with Moose the lab, Brian with his girl friend Mat as shot gun, Blaine with his wife and kids and Ruby the puppy, Ted the Fed, Warren the lawyer, Jake the landscaper with his larger brother who was also blessed with a full head of hair, Ed I must become one with my Jeep Macucci, Dave with his three out of four sons and 9.5 out of 10 fingers, and me Evan, no hair with my girl friend Mike. I did pick him up at the park and ride after all. We were also joined by former club member Mark sailor and his son(sorry I forgot his name) and Marks son's friend. It was great to see him and his grown up son.

With beautiful weather, sunny and warm we headed into the great unknown, on time and full of hope for a great trouble free day. I don't know the names of the trails but we did all blacks with a mixture of blues and greens thrown in as a route to get to the black trails. we spent very little time on the roads. So the first section we did had large high traction boulders with some trees and off camber spots thrown in for good measure. There was a go around and I think only John Carter took it. I am mentioning this because John has fallen for the Jeep myth thinking his yoda can't do certain things that a Jeep can do, but I just want to tell him that I have seen I.F.S. Toyota's do amazing things plus you are locked in the rear with 33 inch mud tires. By next year you will be doing every obstacle (you can dooo it) The rest of us made the couple hundred foot obstacle with a slightly hairy dismount at the end withrelative ease. This was also the obstacle that we started Ed's lesson on Chi and Yin and Yang. This is good for every one. You must become one with your rig and imagine the trail as a flat road and you will make the obstacle. Once you have negative thoughts you wreck you chi or is it you yin or yang, I don't know. All I know is you just have to have positive vibes. A great example of this is young Sailor(easier than saying Mark Sailors son). He is too young and inexperienced to know that his open XJ should have had a hard time on that first trail, but with the help of dad as spotter(Mark you still got it after over ten years)he made it and with less trouble then some much better set up trucks. Wonder Boy is dead(Dimitri) long live Wonder Boy the second(young Sailor) .

The next section was a black with red hill climbs. This was a pretty tough section but Wonder Boy the 2nd did a great Job and really amazed me. Wonder boy the 1st was doing a great job navigating us through the trail. Hard luck Brian was not doing as well as Wonder Boy the 1st or 2nd. He breaks yet another tie rod and a left front axle all at the same time. We think the tie rod broke first, then the wheel was turned all the way in. When Brian tried to reverse to straiten the truck out the axle broke. Anyway while Brian and Mat fixed their truck, the guys in the front watched an XJ and a buggy climb some suicide climbs(kudos' to them. I don't have the balls any more. Too old and too smart). about an hour later we were up and running. Sometimes a break or a brake (do you take a break or a brake, does your truck brake or break or both. I guess you want your truck to brake but not break, I don't know I am getting a head ache.)is nice just so we can hang out and shoot the shit and have a snack. The guys up front had sandwich and Stephanie's brownies(yum yum)

On our way to the next section I hear a noise. With some quick diagnoses by my side kick Mike we find that I just have a loose tail pipe which we zip tie in place. I did not have high hopes for the zip ties but I did not want to hold everyone up and attempted a more substantial repair.

The next section was another boulder field except a little bigger especially if you took the harder lines. This time we made John Carter do the obstacle and with the help of Mike Smith as spotter he made it through relatively unscathed. He needs a real rear bumper and then his truck will be well armored. Wonder Boy the second was doing well with Mark his dad as his spotter. It is very hard spotting your loved ones, ask Joe or should I say anyone who has watched Joe spot Andrew or has seen me yelling at my Dad but Mark did a great job. As young Sailor was traversing the lower section, I decided to go to the high, really rough section. E Rex was kicking but, with tons of traction. I passed young Sailor and that is when karma set in. My zip tie repair did not take and my tail pipe wrapped completely around my axle and expensive shockes. Out came the air cutter and off came my tail pipe. That's what I get for being a wise guy and passing the guy in front of me.

On our way to the next section hard luck Brian blows a tire. I believe everyone ate lunch at this time. If memory serves me well we headed to our last section of trail. On our way to this trail we run into some young guys with a Chevy Colorado stuck on the access road in a mud hole. We help him use his new high lift giving some lessons on its safe operation, and using his new Warn winch. His winch did stop working, but don't get too happy Superwinch guys, He had loose connections at the battery. So we got him unstuck and told him how to fix his winch Doing our good deed for the day we headed to our last trail of the day.

There was a steep hill climb with a stump in the middle then a hard right turn and then quick left around some trees with boulders the whole way. Dimitri gets up the first climb, but then gets a log jammed under the Red Wonder Wagon. Everyone knows how I love to use my chain saw so when the call went out I was ecstatic. My Stihl made quick work of the log. Then Dimitri got stuck on the hard left requiring the use of his Superwinch. Ted the fed was next in his TJ on 36's. He made the hill climb with a little trouble from the stump, but then had to winch where Dimitri did. Next was my father Mark and it was a repeat of the two before him. Hit the stump on the way up, got past it and then had to winch on the turn. Blaine in his Ruby on the biggest tires of our group, 37's repeats the hill climb scenario. Now this is where things change. Between Blaine's taller tires, exceptional driving skills and Jake learning the terrain and giving some good spotting Blaine makes it, no winch. Now its me and E rex. I did not want to get hung up on the stump, so I gave er a little extra throttle. Well the tires spun and made things a little more slippery. after 3 tries and all four wheels in the air at the same time I made the hill but at least that dam stump did not jam me up. Now I was determined to not let Blaine show me up. I don't want him calling his friends in CO and telling them that we can't wheel here in the Northeast. (special note: Blaine has yet to winch himself) Well I start to make the turn when Jake yells stop, stop. He thinks trees bother me. Well I had momentum and did not want to stop. winching was not an option!!! So I wack the tree and make it in one shot, not pretty but done, besides my fenders fold like mirrors and they just pull back into place. Next up was hard luck. He did a repeat of the first 3 attempts and out comes the winch. Well Brian must have paid off his drivers ed teacher. He did not learn that R means backwards and D means forward. Well he was winching forward and driving backwards. That new left front axle did not like that and went the way of the fist one from earlier in the day. Ka pow!!! Now out of spares he just pulled the inner shaft and drove out in three wheel drive. So is it hard luck or bone head? I think his boneheadedness brings him hard luck. So I think he deserves the first LIOR Hard Luck Bonehead award. At least he is smart enough to have tools and spares and is very self sufficient.

We head to the parking lot just at dusk, right on time. We loaded up our trailes, our drivers aired up their rigs, Brian did a quick wheel alignment and Dimitri taped his broken right rear tail light back on and made sure his door closed with his new dent in his quarter right in the door jam. Good thing we did not need the hammer, the door closed. On schedule we head to my favorite eating establishment, Cracker Barrel. It is good, cheap and you can buy candy on the way out. Our drive home was great. No traffic. I was home before midnight. What a productive day. Drove almost 4 hours had a great day of wheeling, eat a nice dinner and drove home 4 hours. life's short, sometimes you need to cram your fun into one day. It is not easy but well worth it, having fun with your friends priceless.