Long Island Off Road Event



Rausch Creek

April 22, 2012


by Ted the Fed

With a list of 15 rigs for the R.C. official LIOR April run of Sunday 22 April, it falls on me, the senior guy who actually went wheelin - despite reports of impending rain-ma-geddon - to write the trail report, so here it goes:

I guess a lot of people went Saturday to watch the comp and do some wheelin on the side (I came Saturday night for the Sunday official LIOR run, with 15 rigs signed up). I guess it rained and some people got wet during the comp. Who'd think in an outdoor sport there'd be occasional rain?

In any case, after a crowded dinner and equally crowded free lobby breakfast (set up early since someone had anticipated a large crowd of LIOR people wheelin Sunday and asked the hotel to get set up early) it became apparent that most people were headed home due to reports of impeding apocalyptic rain. Monsoons even. Typhoons perhaps, with hail, the specter of hail was raised with some alarm. Radar images were pulled up. Deluge arrival times were speculated to the minute. The merits of weather.com on the internet vs the weather.com app were hotly debated as the data points were scrutinized. This was, after all, some serious, frightening rain that was headed right at us. Even guys with, say, doors on their Jeeps were gravely concerned. The actual absence of rain itself was of no importance - it was coming. And thus headed back the bulk of LIOR - leaving only the hale and hearty to wheel. Those willing to brave the oncoming storm of the century. Those with jackets. And wipers.

Maqsood felt the rain would hold out until noon or even two - and wheelin is what we labor over our trucks for and set these weekends aside for, so wheelin it is. The group was myself with Rachel as co-pilot, Maqsood, Eddie Bad Hand, and Jim and Bob sharing a jeep - four well set up trucks, but three of them needed to keep driving during the week (I was towing, my rig is basically trail only at this point). We agreed that given the impending fusillade of rain, we'd wrap it up by noon, earlier if the rain hit, and would not take any crazy chances. We hit the trails with me in the lead and Jim and Bob tailgunning, we headed down the green B trail, the idea being to take that easy access road around the park, hitting the shorter, mode difficult trails that branch off and loop back onto it so if anyone broke we'd be better positioned to get them back to the access road and a tow out. I prepared for the coming storm by tossing a raingear in the back of the jeep and finding my windshield wipers. I put them on and everything. Made sure they worked, since this was going to be some serious rain. It almost made me wish for doors. That work.

We worked the 1a to 1c system of side trails at first. This consisted of a small but technical hill climb, a little off camber to passenger while turning uphill to driver side (which could be disconcerting since a roll would roll you down into a deep ravine), with a steep climb and an equally steep drop. A little spotting was needed. Eddie Bad Hand tore up a couple of cotter pins holding his disconnects out of the way, the front tires flexed into them. I considered using the onboard welder, scrap metal I carry, and grinder to fabricate new cotter pins by hand, but I was afraid of the coming rain. I've been in weather that was like buckets of ice water getting tossed on you over and over, and I knew that was coming. I would not want to weld in those conditions. Of course that was the Shelikoff Straight off the coast of Alaska in October rolling over 25 footers, but it could happen in central Pennsylvania. It could! It was predicted! So off we went - I was hearing that the trails were a little easy, and people had done 8 and Yellow Jacket the day before, and with the clock ticking to the imminent drenching, we made off to that area post haste.

Eddie Bad Hand decided to sit out the 8 loop and spot and film us through it. This a twisting highly technical rock garden loop with a few short but steep bump up stair climbs. We ran into another group looping through but made it around with no serious problems. A tough stair presented the only real drama of the day - I used some wheel spin to get up on it and ended up high centered, it must of been right on the trans crossmember since I heard the disturbing melody of fan tearing into radiator. I shut it down, gathered my wits, and figured what the hell, I'm towing, fired her back up and backed down off it, the fan whacking the rad all the way. I opened the hood to find only minimal fin bending on the radiator, nothing was leaking, no real damage.

We then shot over to the nearby 4/Yellowjacket system. While we waited for another group to bash their way along Yellow Jacket Ridge, we checked out the red O trail. Bob talked of going down the red uphill section. Crazy talk, with all the rain coming who knew? What if the monsoon hit mid trail? We stuck to the plan and worked our way up Yellow Jacket, and I think 4, dumping us back out onto an access road. These trails were smaller rock gardens with the occasional hole to play in. It was then I felt a raindrop. Dread overtook me like a prisoner awaiting execution. I knew we had to flee - flee for our lives. I composed myself, checked my watch, and we had some time until the Maqsood deadline, so one more trail on the way back. We headed through blue 2, a series of rock gardens that branch off and back, presenting lines of varying difficulty, ideal for our group. We played there for another half hour or so before we came to our senses and headed back to the lot.

While I was strapping the Jeep on the trailer and the other guys were airing up, and playing on the comp course, it began to drizzle, I knew this was the tease, any minute the heavens would just open, it had been predicted. We rushed through our road prep to avoid the drenching. Being noon (no real rain yet, how could that be?) we were hungry, and took Bob and Jim's advice and headed to the Red Lion. This is a diner type place (with a bar) between R.C. and I-78. The food was really good, it came out fast, and it was cheap. I say we go there again on an R.C. trip.

It took only a couple hours for me to get home to my N.J. residence - it rained on the way back. Some rain. Not bad. When I got home at 4 or so it was raining pretty hard. I wondered how the hell I was going to get the jeep in my garage. Rain. Jeep. Rain. Jeep. Then I remembered - raincoat! A raincoat protects from rain! Problem solved.

It was a good time, the small group moved well, listened to the spotters, and used their heads. It was a lot of fun.